May 2006

What do women look for from a man in a relationship? Love? Companionship? Friendship? Loyalty? Good sex? Maybe even great sex?

I’m a firm believer that you can’t get everything you need from one person. If you get three out of five, that’s pretty good.

I can honestly say that I’ve gotten four out of five from one of my relationships; however, it’s not been a man… in fact, it man’s best friend, my dog! Obviously, it’s the love, companionship, friendship and loyalty parts of the puzzle.

Ah ha… you would think that this might take the pressure off the man you’ve started dating. He only has to worry about one piece of the puzzle – the great sex part. Yet, it may just do the opposite. Believe it or not, a little friction between the guy and the dog may occur and it can put a strain on the relationship (yours and the guy’s, that is!).

Unless the man is also a “dog-person,” a dog can roll-over and squash a relationship.

It’s what we call a conundrum. What are your options?

First, try dating men who love dogs as much as you do. These men will generally give the dog more attention than they give you, but it’s the price you have to pay to keep peace in the house. Hopefully, you’ll get great sex.

Second, you can give up the dog, but let’s face it — you love the dog! He (or she!) is your loyal companion. He worships the ground you walk on. He showers you with affection. Unconditional love — 24/7!

Well, if the guy is not willing to accept your 4-legged friend, you can always dump the guy and buy a nice little (or big!) vibrator or dildo. Just don’t leave it where the dog can reach it. He may mistake it for a bone and goodbye dildo!

Lauren Meister is President of Blissable.com and writer of the new column, Sex in the 21st C.

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